31 December 2008

Cynical secrets to being extremely wealthy

Thought provoking. From a MarketWatch poster. (Here's the link.)

The secret to being extremely wealthy is:

1-Don't use your own money.
2-Be prepared to intimidate and use intimidating outside, untraceable allies to promote strategies. You know what I'm talking about.
3-Steal from those who are unaware of what you are doing. Siblings, spouses, employees, the government aka 'We the People'.
4-Don't pay taxes by using off shore accounts, aliases, dummy companies, shell companies etc etc
5-Hire good lawyers who know how to lie without perjury.
6-Hire good accountants who know how to artfully and skillfully craft the numbers to meet your goal of financial obfuscation.
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